1. You're nothing but a slut.
2. I hate you and your rodent face. Do this world a favour, go and die.
3. I quit.
4. I am actually jealous of your life.
5. Can you stop copying everything I do?
6. You’re just an asslicker.
7. Your car, back seat. Now?
8. I find you irresistibly sexy each time you open your mouth to say something insignificant.
9. You. You make me go wet at all the places each time you initiate a conversation with me.
10. I know who you did this spring.

1. I used to be a better person when I was 18 than what I am today.
2. I am very, very sensitive. I don’t know why can’t people see through me.
3. I love chips, almost shamefully.
4. I can't bear drunk people and those who misbehave with waiters.
5. I'm a negative person.
6. I like predicting and analysing stuff.
7. I am a secret fashion lover.
8. My mother used to feed me meals after letting me lick Hajmola for each bite. Till today, I love Hajmola.
9. I have never smoked up.

1. Talk to me or infront of me in fake accent.
2. Talk meaningless crap about politics and pretend to understand it.
3. Think I'm good for nothing.
4. Take one small bite of food and claim to be full.
5. Bitch about the fact I rant.
6. Be a pompous ass.
7. Diss reading. And jazz.
8. Again, be rude to the sundry.

1. Am I ever going to be happy?
2. Where's my hair tie?
3. I wish I could write. 
4. Let’s jam today.
5. I wish I were tall and petite.
6. I used to have pretty feet.
7. I need to start driving.

1. Coloured my hair.
2. Lost a broche that belonged to my aunt.
3. Commerce in 11 and 12 grade.
4. Stopped playing in the middle of a gig.
5. Left a student’s exchange to Sri Lanka at the last moment.
6. Taken this internship up.

1. Hipsters.
2. Ass lickers.
3. Condescendence.
4. Bullying.
5. Fake accents.

1. Attention to fine detail.
2. Cigarette and cologne with that ridiculous smile.
3. Respect. For everyone.
4. Punctuality.

1. Be petite.
2. Indulge in poetry. A la Romantics
3. Get someone to dedicate a book to me.

1. :v
2. :D

1. I didn’t know how to spell “individual” till I was 17.