Dating in Calories
Wednesday, November 01, 2017
3rd May | Guy Curious Executive Lesbian
1 KF Ultra = 140
1 plate French Fries = 510
3 piece Pork Wonton = 55 x 3 = 165
Guy Curious Executive Lesbian casually threw shade about my lack of a jaw line. This triggered my 1200 calorie a day regime. It may have been PMS but this guy's shade makes for a better inspiration story. A couple of months later, Guy Curious Executive Lesbian and I were briefly catching up and he expressed instant regret at my weight loss, "Your tits were the best thing about you. Now that they're gone, there's nothing".
Total = 815 calories
June 24th | Guy Butter Chicken
6 small Bacardi Rum x 3 sodas = 65 x 6 = 390
Some insipid chicken starter (I tasted and then a little more) = 400
Guy Butter Chicken offered to accompany me to McDonald's but I had a flight to catch = - 1700
Total = 790 calories
July 2nd | Guy Cute Filmmaker
2 small Bacardi Rum x 1 soda = 65 x 2 = 130
Guy Cute Filmmaker was surprised that I have dinner at 6:30-7 pm so we both skipped food = -500
Total = 130 calories
July 21st | Guy Cute Filmmaker's birthday
2 small Smirnoff Vodkas x 1 soda and fresh lime juice = 70 x 2 = 140
A friend I met at the party where I was at asked me if I wanted any dinner. I didn't.
Total = 140 calories
August 16th | Guy Strange Stringer
2 large Smirnoff Vodkas x 1 soda and fresh lime juice = 140 x 2 = 280
Total = 280 calories
September 18th | Guy Goofball Polyglot who I'm totally crushing on but he has no fucks to spare unless he gets drunk and purrs my way with a "hi" and I am usually, almost, always asleep
1 7-Eleven slurpee = - 65
45 minute long walk culminating to my hotel room = + (-42 burnt)
Cardio (aka cuddle) in bed = + (- 24)
Guy Goofball Polyglot didn't meet me cause he was *cough* busyand I shall live with that regret for the rest of my life (or until I find his replacement to fuss over, whichever happens sooner).
Total = -200 calories
September 30th | Guy Passive Aggresive Hotelier
2 large Smirnoff Vodkas x 1 soda and fresh lime juice = 140 x 2 = -280
I didn't meet Guy Passive Aggresive Hotelier for a few logistical reasons at my end.
Total = -280 calories
October 3rd | Guy Passive Aggresive Hotelier
1 cup Espresso = -5
I didn't meet Guy Passive Aggressive Hotelier cause I met SSA instead and consumed 480 calories in a healthy protein packed lunch at a healthy café. I kinda ditched. Did feel a tad bit guilty.
Calories = 480
October 4th | Guy Blind Dog Date
1 small Smirnoff Vodka x 1 glass water and fresh lime juice = 70
Total = 70 calories
October 12th | Guy Ridiculously Witty and Fun
2 small Smirnoff Vodka x 1 glass water and fresh lime juice = 70 x 2 = 140
Total = 140 calories
October 27th | Guy Rustic Filmmaker
3 Mutton Seekh Kebabs = 112 x 3 = 336
2 pieces Chicken Tikka = 190
Salad = 60
Slow paced walk for 120 minutes = + (-100 calories)
Tea = 60
Total = 546 calories
October 28th | Guy Rustic Filmmaker
Yellow Chicken Curry (with sweet potato) = 850
Sticky Rice = 97
Summer Spring Roll = 120 x 4 = 480
That explains why I wanted to throw up through rest of the date. That was more calories in one meal than I have in a day
Total = 1427 calories
October 30th | Guy Rustic Filmmaker
Tea = 60
Total = 60 calories
1 KF Ultra = 140
1 plate French Fries = 510
3 piece Pork Wonton = 55 x 3 = 165
Guy Curious Executive Lesbian casually threw shade about my lack of a jaw line. This triggered my 1200 calorie a day regime. It may have been PMS but this guy's shade makes for a better inspiration story. A couple of months later, Guy Curious Executive Lesbian and I were briefly catching up and he expressed instant regret at my weight loss, "Your tits were the best thing about you. Now that they're gone, there's nothing".
Total = 815 calories
June 24th | Guy Butter Chicken
6 small Bacardi Rum x 3 sodas = 65 x 6 = 390
Some insipid chicken starter (I tasted and then a little more) = 400
Guy Butter Chicken offered to accompany me to McDonald's but I had a flight to catch = - 1700
Total = 790 calories
July 2nd | Guy Cute Filmmaker
2 small Bacardi Rum x 1 soda = 65 x 2 = 130
Guy Cute Filmmaker was surprised that I have dinner at 6:30-7 pm so we both skipped food = -500
Total = 130 calories
July 21st | Guy Cute Filmmaker's birthday
2 small Smirnoff Vodkas x 1 soda and fresh lime juice = 70 x 2 = 140
A friend I met at the party where I was at asked me if I wanted any dinner. I didn't.
Total = 140 calories
August 16th | Guy Strange Stringer
2 large Smirnoff Vodkas x 1 soda and fresh lime juice = 140 x 2 = 280
Total = 280 calories
September 18th | Guy Goofball Polyglot
1 7-Eleven slurpee = - 65
45 minute long walk culminating to my hotel room = + (-42 burnt)
Cardio (aka cuddle) in bed = + (- 24)
Guy Goofball Polyglot didn't meet me cause he was *cough* busy
Total = -200 calories
September 30th | Guy Passive Aggresive Hotelier
2 large Smirnoff Vodkas x 1 soda and fresh lime juice = 140 x 2 = -280
I didn't meet Guy Passive Aggresive Hotelier for a few logistical reasons at my end.
Total = -280 calories
October 3rd | Guy Passive Aggresive Hotelier
1 cup Espresso = -5
I didn't meet Guy Passive Aggressive Hotelier cause I met SSA instead and consumed 480 calories in a healthy protein packed lunch at a healthy café. I kinda ditched. Did feel a tad bit guilty.
Calories = 480
October 4th | Guy Blind Dog Date
1 small Smirnoff Vodka x 1 glass water and fresh lime juice = 70
Total = 70 calories
October 12th | Guy Ridiculously Witty and Fun
2 small Smirnoff Vodka x 1 glass water and fresh lime juice = 70 x 2 = 140
Total = 140 calories
October 27th | Guy Rustic Filmmaker
3 Mutton Seekh Kebabs = 112 x 3 = 336
2 pieces Chicken Tikka = 190
Salad = 60
Slow paced walk for 120 minutes = + (-100 calories)
Tea = 60
Total = 546 calories
October 28th | Guy Rustic Filmmaker
Yellow Chicken Curry (with sweet potato) = 850
Sticky Rice = 97
Summer Spring Roll = 120 x 4 = 480
That explains why I wanted to throw up through rest of the date. That was more calories in one meal than I have in a day
Total = 1427 calories
October 30th | Guy Rustic Filmmaker
Tea = 60
Total = 60 calories
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