"Was the couple so ugly you didn't sh*ot them?"

"Are you telling me that In*ia has no job or no men?"

"Uhuh."

"That's bullshit. If I had the money, I'd send a male pr*stitute your way."

"It's fine, now that you don't have your job we can forego the birthday gift."

"I can still loan some money from my dad and get you a pr*stitute."

"I'd rather take the money but you are in no position to ask for any."

*keyboard clicks*

"I love you."

*keyboard clicks*

"Are you there?"

"It'll pass."

"What will? My love for you?"

"Yup."

"My love for you won't pass. But I will get a job. You go earn that money."